Episode 18: Goldeneye

Kill James Bond!

November, Abigail, and Devon

Tv & Film:film Reviews, Tv & Film, Film Reviews

4.7 • 616 Ratings

🗓️ 12 October 2021

⏱️ 116 minutes

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Summary

It's time for a new guyWould you believe it, they actually adapted Goldeneye for the N64 into a full-length movie! We got the extremely funny Mattie Lubchansky to discuss this attempt to bring Bond into the post-soviet world, largely by making a movie about soviet guys and just begrudgingly calling them 'russian' thoughout. Also everyone but Devon gets dip shit horny for Xenia Onatopp.You can find Mattie athttps://twitter.com/Lubchanskyfind their comics athttps://thenib.com/and support them on patreon at https://www.patreon.com/Lubchansky Find bonus episodes at our reasonably-priced patreon! https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond *SHIRT ALERT*We are accepting pre-orders for a new shirt design until the end of the day on October 31st, 2021 -- get it here!https://www.killjamesbond.com/store/p/kill-james-bond-presents-the-moore-pre-order *WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here: https://www.tomallen.media/ Find us at https://killjamesbond.com and https://twitter.com/killjamesbond

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0:00.0	Did you ever ask why? Why we toppled all those dictators, undermine all those regimes?
0:23.9	Hello and welcome to Kill James Bond. I am Alice called Well Kelly, joining me are Devon, Abby Thorn, and Matty Lubchanski.
0:31.4	I fucked that up, I'll go again.
0:33.3	I said a fucking, I did a glossal stop in the middle of your name.
0:36.8	I was like, Matt.
0:58.7	Have you not? Yeah, that's why the exclamation point is there. Yeah, join us, Matt Ilopchansky. Thanks, Nate, or possibly also Devin. Actually, can we start the podcast with the 3-2-1? Because that's also a cool way to start a podcast. And we can do call back to it later yeah yeah sure well we just cut this middle bit out make some of this into a cold-dove before me cheers it's the free one it's the free one hello and
1:06.8	welcome fuck you c. Fucking cunts.
1:11.8	What?
1:12.3	That was to Nate.
1:17.5	All right.
1:18.2	All right.
1:18.5	All right.
1:19.0	We're going to get through this.
1:20.4	We're going to start the podcast right now.
1:22.7	Hello and welcome to Kill James Bond.
1:24.8	I am Alice Caldwell Kelly.
1:26.2	Joining me are Devin, Abigail Thorne, and
1:29.5	special guest, Massey, Lovchansky.
1:31.7	Massey, how's it going? I'm doing
1:33.4	great, and I'm ready to talk about this
1:35.2	golden dye. A golden
1:37.3	die. Bury me with my
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