What are we talking about today? The internet? Oh, we are talking about the internet of things. And by things, I mean, everything I'm wearing right now. We basically live on the internet. Uh-huh. Yeah. I, uh, you know, it's such a screen time thing on your iPhone sometimes? I've never looked at that. Forty-six hours a day for me. I've broken the mainframe.

What I do is I do this little test for myself.

I go back in time on my enemies, Facebooks, and I like statuses where they say slurs.

Just to let them know, I got the beam on you.

I'm watching.

That's like when people, like, go through your Instagram and, like, accidentally like

something from like eight years ago or whatever.

Oh, I don't use Instagram.

I don't really either.

Yeah.

Also, people... I literally don't use it.

Stop trying to be my friend on Instagram.

Yeah.

And also, let's give a round of applause for the first woman to break free.

It's true.

I'm on the vanguard.

Yeah.

I will say your rampant use of Ello a little color-tugging.

It's the thing where like all your horrible

kind of like Matt, what do you call

mass indie like artsy friends?

Like semi-artsy friends

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