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🗓️ 1 February 2014
⏱️ 77 minutes
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0:00.0 | Tonight, I'll hang up and hang up and hang up. |
0:04.0 | I'm gonna do this. |
0:08.0 | You are listening to the Doug Stand Hope Podcast. |
0:22.0 | The potato peelings in the sink did not turn into vodka |
0:28.0 | as I had hoped. |
0:32.0 | I only start to need a drink after the liquor stores are closed. |
0:44.0 | I heard you changed your name again. |
0:51.0 | But don't you change your hair? |
0:58.0 | It was the only thing I liked about you in the end. |
1:12.0 | Feeling a little heart attacky. |
1:16.0 | A little heart attacky. |
1:18.0 | Oh Tracy, yeah. |
1:21.0 | What's it? |
1:25.0 | You spilled shit. |
1:27.0 | Getting your sack, Lynn. |
1:30.0 | That's what I yell at Bingo when she's fucking things up. |
1:34.0 | Can you help me do this? |
1:36.0 | Oh, don't put that on. |
1:38.0 | That's a fuck. |
1:40.0 | Getting your sack. |
1:42.0 | You're fucking belonging to sack. |
1:45.0 | Like she belongs in a sack because everything she touches, she fucks it up. |
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