Welcome to reality TV the podcast where we cringe watch all the shows we love and love to hate.

I'm Jody and as always I'm here to give you the rundown on what happened on last night's

episodes of TLCs before the 90 days and 90 day fiance.

There is so much to talk about, so let's just state the double handspring triple triple sau cow double toe loop obvious and report that we did not see Miriam or our Cirque ducille prodigy Patrick in this episode.

And I'm a okay with that because it looks like we are going to get

repaid handsomely tonight with a Miriam versus Lettie showdown.

So place your bets now.

Let's start with my little possum pup Larry. Larry only has a

few more days in the Philippines and he reminds us that it's not been an easy road.

Immediately we get a cutaway of Papa slaughtering that pig that will

forever haunt Larry's dreams while he's cuddling his little lady rose and his

futon sofa bed combo. A Larry flashback is never complete

without his cousin and little person gene LPG wife. Larry just knows that

despite these hurdles he and Jenny are meant to be because they can get through anything as a team and Larry knows about teamwork.

As a McDonald's manager, Larry knows a team. knows it takes to

takes two to fix that ice cream machine to get a proper swirl.

And I have a feeling he got to be the lucky fellow to do the trust fall during the McDonald's

Branch Manager retreat in 2014.

I like to picture Larry as the Michael Scott of McDonald's Branch managers, world's best boss. Now I

always question Larry's judgment, but now I think his protein deficiency is affecting his eyesight because he says he's a five and

Jenny's a ten. Maybe it's Jenny's dental symmetry that throws me off, but I'm not saying what Larry sees.

But alas, mail order, love is blind. Now, guys out there, this is for you.

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