Episode 179: Wook vs. Plur
Slop Quest
All Things Comedy
4.9 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 30 January 2023
⏱️ 64 minutes
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O’Neill is back from his tour with a brand new debilitating ski injury. Was it another curse by Boon? Who knows because O’Neill found doodie stains in the ATC toilet and dragged DeWitt in to see it (even though he claims he’s totally against doodie talk). Andrew seductively fingerboards on the boys’ legs, and Danish gets turned on! Then, we talk about finger surfing and finger snowboarding, which infuriates O’Neill. That is, until Danish infuriates Andrew with a disturbing announcement from M&Ms.
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| 0:00.0 | Helix Sleep is a premium mattress brand that provides tailored mattresses based on your |
| 0:05.2 | unique sleep preferences. |
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| 0:20.0 | Funky music more like a theme dog. |
| 0:23.7 | Uh-huh. |
| 0:26.9 | That was theme wrong. |
| 0:28.9 | That was theme strong. |
| 0:32.1 | He's got a little thing on it. |
| 0:37.6 | That was theme hog dog walkers. |
| 0:49.6 | He's got a dick fart audio. |
| 1:14.6 | Oh, look at that. |
| 1:17.4 | No, hey, no, no ride none my chair you got the best chair for right. Oh, no |
| 1:22.6 | There's a fence around here. It says no skate ride on your shin |
| 1:28.6 | This is |
| 1:31.6 | That feels so weird in |
| 1:37.1 | A victory laugh for Andrew to |
| 1:39.7 | Congrats. Yeah, I got my finger bars first fingerboard. Is this how you're gonna lower two's in to suck their dick |
| 1:46.0 | Let me ride on your thigh for a while. They're like well, it feels good |
| 1:53.8 | The the communities really opened you with open arms. I know they sure have welcomed you in |
| 1:59.7 | I saw a couple of people were like we know what that guy |
| 2:03.3 | Fingerboard is that true? Yeah, they get out of here. Yeah, but my mom said don't listen to him |
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