Episode 179: The Detestables

Slop Quest

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.9 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 28 January 2019

⏱️ 97 minutes

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Summary

On this week's show, we talk a little more about the Fyre Festival documentaries. We also cover a wide range of people, who are as the title of the episode suggest, are detestable. There's a morbidly obese man who allegedly made a flight attendant wipe his buttocks. Not to be outdone, a substitute teacher tried to get revenge on the principal she hates. A British family gets thrown out of New Zealand for being awful humans. Oh, and a 20 year old freaked out cause he couldn't find a parking space while skiing. Solid episode about awful people.

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0:00.0	Hey everybody I'm here to say that Danish and O'Neil can make a day.
0:05.0	I said there's the truth it's no lies so jump along the ride don't feel shin'
0:10.0	clap your hands and snumpt your feet and don't forget to say, hey, what a pea, be a beach pony that's true and blue,
0:15.9	lead-22 we're still coming for you, so raise your hands for the end of the air.
0:19.7	You know we hold it down like cigars hair, at the park or at the day or in the summer at the YMCA.
0:26.0	At energy like I'm still man, but please don't make me kill man.
0:30.0	Don't make me call up GSP, don't make me call up, making a D, don't make me call up GSP, don't make me call a Mickey
0:33.4	A-T, don't make me call the Das-Man,
0:36.0	they're gonna find you in trash cans.
0:38.1	Right outside of the Miniclinet,
0:39.9	the show's starting y'all, so sit and listen.
0:43.2	You're gonna steam Ritchie! show starting y'all so simple as in. You better see and Richie, huh?
0:46.3	I'm going to keep coming back until somebody remembers seeing Richie.
0:50.9	I didn't remember him doing it in such an exaggerated way.
0:55.0	Hey anybody, hey!
0:57.0	What great acting?
0:58.0	Yeah, he's got the chops.
1:00.0	He spoke got the acting chops and the karate chops.
1:02.0	And the pork chops in his pants.
1:04.3	Pork job jowls. How does he never want an award for that great?
1:08.3	I think he has won an award actually.
1:10.3	It's some like action., well, he's alleged.
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