Welcome, everybody, to yet another episode of The Deep Program.

Today, we have something very special for you that you have not seen in, I believe, a couple of months.

Some people have hit us up and said, oh, no, oh, no.

We miss the most original show that ever existed.

And I'm like, what are you talking about?

And they're like, you know, the original one, where you talk about the news.

You read it out.

I've been trying to figure it out.

Oh, my God, look at this news.

So yes, welcome back, ladies gentlemen and NBs to yet another episode of the D program,

send Nudes episode 700 and 884.

The year is 2,185, and we have sent the 7,000th Katie Perry clone into the sky.

It is time to cover the news with my dear, dear friends J.T. and Khakim, before we do start that,

this is an exclusive Patreon episode. So we would just like to say thank you very much for supporting the show and allowing us to do what we do and staying as independent as possible.

So I'll immediately take you to, well, the most cliche story that you probably expected to hear today.

We can't start the conversation without addressing the massive schizophrenic orange

elephant in the room.

I mean, we could.

But we choose not to because we're very petty.

Because we're podcasters.

Let's go.

Let's go.

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