Episode 179: Sir Geo Geo

The Roundtable of Gentlemen

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Cryptozoology, New, Comedy, Beast, Ness, Loch, Murderfist, Table, Talk, York, Kevin, Round, Radio, Barnett, Roundtable, Brain, Monster, Ben, Kissel, Current, Gentlemen, Events

4.8 • 2K Ratings

🗓️ 5 May 2015

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Today on the Round Table: a man kills his father-in-law with an atomic wedgie, a pimp sues Nike for not putting warning labels on their shoes, and Cormac McCarthy's ex-wife pulls a gun from her vagina following an argument about aliens. Joining us today: Nick Turner and Jordan Temple!

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0:00.3	Around table gentlemen thess
0:26.0	All right
0:28.0	Good Marcus. That's great. Okay Jackie you have to pray today.
0:31.4	Man today I'm praying for my alternate persona. Uh oh.
0:36.8	Her name is Hornigirl 69 69 for 20. Whoa Jesus.
0:41.3	And I think this is my campaign. Do you fucking Jesus Christ?
0:45.5	Whoa. That I should be the next number one porn.
0:49.7	Hornigirl out there. So your poor name your poor name is going to be Hornigirl 69 69 420.
0:55.8	Yeah man. It's all it's all fucking wrapped up one on one 269's I want double the
1:00.2	partners. Have you gotten a cam? Yeah. I've got 20 fucking cams.
1:04.4	You want to do this alone or do you want a sexual male or female partner?
1:07.6	Well you uh, feeling yourself or I need I need many people.
1:11.9	Okay. It's not just me. It's like a show.
1:13.9	A man like a reverse bucoque where there's like 20 guys but you scored all over them.
1:17.7	Yeah. Sure. Or shit all over them.
1:19.6	Oh, okay. Wherever like wherever I've got shit coming out of me.
1:23.0	Uh huh. Sometimes I can spit on them if I want.
1:25.0	Sure. Yeah.
1:25.8	I want to like wrap my fucking finger up inside of my fucking belly button.
1:29.9	Just shove it into their mouth. Oh, that's hot. Yeah.
1:33.6	Like that one. Yeah.
1:35.6	Yeah. No, this is actually all being recorded.
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