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Bawdy Storytelling

Episode 179 ’Dry Rub’ (Jonathan Euseppi)

Bawdy Storytelling

Dixie De La Tour

Arts, Performing Arts

4.7738 Ratings

🗓️ 17 June 2021

⏱️ 22 minutes

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Summary

“You have Cancer. And now you have to come!” Stand-up Comedian & Improviser Jonathan Euseppi learns 2 things from his doctor: 1. He has round cell liposarcoma, and 2. Chemo will make him infertile, so they must collect a viable specimen right away. Still reeling from his medical diagnosis, Jonathan visits the fertility clinic the next morning and is thrown one curveball after another - but the stakes have never been higher, so clear a path, here he comes. #Masturbation #DirtyTalk #HospitalTitties

 

Song: ‘Make my own Sunshine’ (Alyssa Bonagura)

 

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Transcript

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0:00.0

The podcast you're about to listen to contains true stories of sex, kink, or gender, and that means

0:07.4

you should be a consenting adult to listen.

0:10.2

Is that you?

0:11.2

Well, then here we go.

0:16.2

I've never fit, but I won't complain and I won't quit.

0:23.6

I am enormous. Get used to it.

0:29.6

Everyone tells me I'm too much.

0:35.6

Maybe it's just you're not enough for me can you see I'm the kind of woman I'm supposed to be

0:47.3

Hey my vagina is eight miles wide absolutely everyone can come come inside. If you're ever frightened, just run and hide. My vagina is

1:00.4

eight miles wide. Why?

1:13.1

Hey, how's it going?

1:15.8

I'm sexual folklorist Dixie Della Tour,

1:21.8

and this week we have a story from stand-up comedian and improviser Jonathan Yuseppe.

1:25.9

How's your week going?

1:30.8

I have a bear of a week ahead of me because this Saturday night I have my first live show. I have craved and missed live shows so much. The energy in the room. Bango,

1:38.8

getting to read people's answers on their Bango card, unloading sex toys into their arms when they win

1:44.0

bingo. Hugging friends, seeing into their arms when they win bingo, hugging friends,

1:46.4

seeing faces. It's been lonely. And I'm so ready for it to be back. But God, the amount of work

1:54.2

that is going into this new show, we are trying to make sure that for the very first one,

1:59.2

that we keep everybody as safe as we possibly

2:01.8

can, which means that we're requiring you to be fully vaccinated. And a podcast is often like

2:08.8

a diary of what's going on in your life. And there is a lot going on with this whole vaccination

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