Episode 178 :Ms. Pat's Homecoming

The Patdown with Ms. Pat

Ms. Pat

Comedy

4.9 • 6.9K Ratings

🗓️ 4 October 2022

⏱️ 36 minutes

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Ms. Pat is everywhere right now, but most importantly, she went back to Indiana for a few days for a show and the act as Grand Marshall of a parade. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hello Ho Ho! Here's an important message from Network Rail for anyone who's travelling
0:05.3	by train this Christmas and New Year. We'll be working over the festive period to make
0:10.5	improvements to the railway. Most of the network remains open, but some train services
0:15.9	will be affected from Sunday 25 December until Monday 2 January. So, to keep your festive
0:23.7	plans on track, please check before you travel at nationalrail.co.uk slash Christmas.
0:30.0	Hey, it's Whiteboy Chris. If the Pat Downs ever made you laugh, then join our Patreon
0:33.8	and support us. Get bonus content, a t-shirt, or an autograph copy of Rabbit, Miss Pat's
0:38.6	Autobiography. Visit misspatcomedy.com for the link to the Patreon and while you're there,
0:43.0	join our Facebook group.
0:44.0	Alright, I'm working for another episode on the Pat Down and I'm here with Chris and
0:47.8	D.I. and I want you all to know that Chris is talking plastic dicks in his backpack this
0:53.1	year coming up because he don't want to compete with real dicks.
0:56.8	Hey, one of us on this podcast had sex today, which one of us is it? Not YouTube, motherfuckers.
1:01.7	It wasn't me because I'm not fucking jazz. He's so proud of himself.
1:06.4	Hey, Chris, I don't understand because you lost a few pounds and you think using both
1:11.0	your hands is sick. Stay tuned after the movie.
1:41.0	Hey, Chris, I'm Chris and I want you all to know that you're not fucking jazz.
2:42.0	Well, it just comes up upstairs and he's like just pouring sweat. I'm like, are you okay?
2:48.0	He's like, it's just a little hot down there. It's f-
2:52.2	He's not acting like me.
2:53.2	Exactly, but it was so nice to, they didn't say nothing, they were just going die of peace.
2:58.6	Well, there's Julian what people do when they're working. It's just die of fucking peace.
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