Episode 178: Dillon Francis Shoots To The Moon

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All Things Comedy

Comedy, Society & Culture, Stand-up

4.8 • 15.6K Ratings

🗓️ 23 January 2019

⏱️ 99 minutes

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Dillon takes credit for Spider-Man. Bobo gets a fast pass to a holy place. We talk Taco Bell hot sauce, angry yogis, the baptism of Gilbo Baggins, and a bar mitzvah to remember. Bonus content every Monday: Sponsor Links: Postmates App () Get $100...

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0:00.0	The Don't say anything to us here in a
0:22.0	don't say anything to us here in a name right don't Dylan you know the rules right yeah everybody everybody
0:29.0	everybody everybody, everybody.
0:35.0	Will you start or what?
0:37.0	Five, four, three, two, one.
0:41.0	Everybody being funky tonight.
0:45.0	Everybody being funky tonight.
0:47.0	Everybody being funky tonight.
0:50.0	Funky. Doing it good. Showing the titty what yeah funky tonight welcome welcome welcome so good well
1:01.6	welcome so nice enjoy the wall so good.
1:03.0	enjoy.
1:04.0	We're not building a wall.
1:06.0	We're not building a wall.
1:08.0	Okay?
1:09.0	Just FYI, not under my watch.
1:11.0	But everyone's being funky tonight was it it's been a
1:13.7	funky day but you know what I'm present I'm here and you know sometimes I show up to
1:20.1	my house this is my house yeah I don, you know, I knew that this next gentleman was going to be on the was on the calendar. I don't know exactly what they and when I found out it was this fucking skinny leg motherfucker right here doing my
1:33.6	fucking testicles were like turntables is that good or bad yeah my
1:38.2	my testicles one that oh I'm trying to say you trying to say it was funky? It was funky tonight. Yeah.
1:44.6	Because I go, who is it? They go Dylan. I go,
1:47.8	and I go, oh my sack. God, my dick. I love it. But we've got, I love my dick I love it I love my dick and it works we got this guy right here
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