You know the thing and no one picked up your thing

And so you buried the thing

That's not the end of the thing

Don't you like jazz yet there's a spooky surprise

And the book cannot revise

And nothing ever really dies.

Welcome to Dead Pilot Society, the show that takes comedy pilots from A-list writers that were sold and developed at networks and streamers but never produced and gives them the table reads they never got a chance to have.

I am Andrew Reich, the creator and host of Dead Pilot Society.

You know, we bring you this show ad-free now.

We used to have ads, and our podcast network proposed us having ads again.

But I don't know.

We just don't want you all to have to listen to ads.

But I am going to make you listen to one plug, and that is to check out the documentary that I produced and directed.

It's called Born Innocent, the Red Cross story.

You know, if you listen to this podcast, you're probably a fan of comedy,

and I guarantee you there's some great comedy in this movie.

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That is Red Cross with two Ds and a K.

Red Crossfilm.com slash rent.

And check it out.

All right, we have such a good dead pilot for you this month.

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