Episode 176: Nikki Glaser & The Robots

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All Things Comedy

Comedy, Society & Culture, Stand-up

4.8 • 15.6K Ratings

🗓️ 9 January 2019

⏱️ 100 minutes

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Nikki tries the curling iron. Bobby reveals his Bird Box vision. We talk singularity movement, Princess Diana, and Chinese finger puppets. Bonus content every Monday: Sponsor Links: Promo Code: BELLY

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0:00.0	The Gis,
0:19.0	Goku, mokai, hehkah, kahu the bakkah be a bhoo be. Kasy.
0:21.0	Okay, go ahead. Five, four, three, two, one.
0:27.0	Me walking down the street, feeling so good to me yeah yeah having fun with my friends to the end
0:42.0	women are great.
0:45.0	They sure are.
0:47.0	Nancy Pelosi, German Chancellor Merkel,
0:52.0	right, she's there. We also have... German Chancellor Merkel, right?
0:52.8	She's there.
0:54.4	We also have Amy somewhere.
0:58.2	It's anyone named Amy.
1:01.0	There we are. Anyway, well, new year. There's our first podcast back from the year.
1:07.0	That was a slow rendition of me and my friends. I will be singing it every fucking week until I'm done with it nice and there's nothing you can do about it
1:17.2	I have a lot of rage and anger and and I and it only came up when I saw George I don't know what it is but yeah but the thing is that I'm I'm gonna work I'm gonna work on that
1:28.6	you know there's something's what I don't see you in a while and when I see you I just have this like like he's get him yeah
1:35.6	with Bryce it was different you hugged him you guys I was like almost sucked his dick yeah I know that's how much
1:41.3	You know what I mean yeah dude fuck yeah if we were good dude I know that's how much you know me yeah
1:42.6	do fuck yeah if we were gay dude game over
1:45.8	game over dude we would dock our dicks together
1:48.1	I would dock dicks and just pee at the same tone with you
1:51.2	oh my pee who's who's docking and who's receiving just pee at the same tone. Oh, our pee is going to... Wait, hold on, geez.
1:53.0	Who's docking and who's receiving?
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