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join our Facebook group. Welcome to another episode of the Pat Downs. I'm here with

Dion and Chris and we're talking about raccoons with black kids. And sex swings. Swings sex.

I don't know if I told you this, but we was at a game yesterday and guess who was in front

of me in life? Hush a walker. No shit. Hush a walker. So, he walked over to this one

kid and one kid, I was like, don't talk to that cone. Oh no. I thought we were going to

get out of this episode without saying that. Don't do that. Don't do that. And then I

noticed a lot of people at the game walking around. Run, run, hush a run. I said, yep,

run where hush a you came run. Run and take care of him. Kids. Yeah. Go to your mother

group. He adds no debate. And that's what the fuck up. You don't want his or walker

the baby like this. They got air. So you know it's breathing. Like what are you talking?

Can I enter into you and voting for Chase Oliver? Who fuck is that? The libertarian. Exactly.

I don't think Chase got no fame. He might somewhere. To play football. Yeah. He had some

illegitimate children. And then fuck this country. He's ready for me. And he's going to look

back. I say, I ain't that nigga. I ain't that nigga. I am not that nigga. No. Not a million

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