Episode 174: The Dumbest Alien Stories Ever Vol. 2 - Dumb Fights Edition

The Unbelievable Podcast

Brian Frange & Phoebe Tyers

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4.7 • 744 Ratings

🗓️ 16 August 2016

⏱️ 80 minutes

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Summary

Over the history of this podcast we’ve covered many people who have fought aliens. People who have tried leg sweeping aliens, shooting them with shotguns while shitting their pants and of course one man who’s dick was shot in half by an alien like a hot dog bun. But believe it or not there are some alien encounters that are even dumber than these. Today we cover THREE of the dumbest REAL with an underline alien fights I could find and breakdown all the moves in Mortal Kom-Konflict.

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0:00.0	You're listening to the Unbelievable podcast.
0:11.0	A mysterious series of lights seen in the night sky.
0:15.0	Have some Texas City residents today.
0:18.0	I want you to open your mind.
0:23.6	The beings that I thought were aliens were interdimensional creatures that fed off of chaos.
0:31.6	There is an operable portal between this one of the next place.
0:35.6	We will have an existential shock.
0:36.6	Science can't explain this particular case.
0:40.4	Realizing that here, here, here, there are twins of the earth.
0:51.2	Hello and welcome to the unbelievable podcast, episode 174, the dumbest alien encounters ever, volume two, dumb fights edition.
1:00.9	Over the history of this podcast, we've covered many people who have fought aliens, people who have tried like sweeping aliens, shooting them with shotguns while shitting their pants, and of course, one man whose dick was shot in half by an alien like a hot dog fun.
1:11.3	But believe it or not, there are some alien encounters that are even dumber than these.
1:14.4	Today, we cover three of the dumbest reel with an underline alien fights I can find and break down all the moves in mortal conflict.
1:21.8	In today's episode of the program, where you learn to unlearn everything you know.
1:28.4	Hello, welcome to the program. My name is... Where you learn to unlearn everything you know. Hello.
1:29.5	Welcome to the program.
1:31.2	My name is Brian Frangy.
1:32.6	We've got Phoebe Tires and Sebastian Canelli.
1:34.7	Hello.
1:35.2	What's up, man?
1:36.0	Did you guys get the Mortal Calm conflict joke?
1:38.4	Yeah, Brian, we were just waiting for a perfect moment.
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