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All of you mothers and to the people who impregnated them, you'll get to you later. But mothers

today is your day. And if you'd like to take and well, really it's going to be an amazing

day for you anyway. But if you want to take it up on another level, do you think it

was even possible? It is. All you need is a copper mugger, a gossip tank which else

is not in the canteen joke or flask, a vessel of any kind. And when I say a vessel of any

kind, I don't mean a womb, every other kind. But fill it with your favorite liquid I like

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the thing that makes everything better, especially Mother's Day. It's called the Simultaneous

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So now you mothers, let's talk about what else is going on. Did you ever feel as though

Mother's Day is the main attraction and Father's Day. Father's Day feels like a consolation

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