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TK Kirkland Show

Episode 173: Look Before You Leap

TK Kirkland Show

Loud Speakers Network

Comedy

4.81.3K Ratings

🗓️ 4 May 2020

⏱️ 84 minutes

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Summary

This week, we're switching it up a little but still giving out game. Be sure to visit officialtkkirkland.com

Transcript

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0:00.0

P to the mother-fucking who raised you crime was states and these mother-fucking

0:06.7

bitches y'all comedians know you've been buying the hey no TK shit for too long. K. T. K. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. K.

0:16.8

T. T. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. He just mowed in it. He just m he controlling it. This shit Clay, he just molding it. Had to beat all of them cases,

0:25.0

change all of their faces. Who raves you motherfuck,

0:28.0

because they ain't think I was gonna make it. Keep it gee to a gee. It's always me versus me.

0:32.0

Never me versus him, because I can't be like them.

0:35.0

St Latham put me on hold, but this ain't glitter, it's gold.

0:38.0

How you gonna say no, and you don't really know, who raise you?

0:42.0

I beat the case that I was able to win a lot of people can't get in trouble and

0:47.1

win and that's why I always tell people you gotta have bail money if you're gonna get in

0:51.1

trouble I was doing stupid things as a child, but when I sit where I am in today, a beautiful home, beautiful children, a lifestyle that most people would begged for. This was just my journey. This is what I had to go through to obtain the success that I have. But I had to learn the hard way so I grind and grind. But I also was the man who was shooting himself in the foot. See, wasn't nobody sabotaging me but me.

1:28.5

But even though I was getting in trouble and spending money

1:30.8

and I had money to fight cases and have attorneys, guess what?

1:35.0

I was doing it to myself.

1:37.0

Nobody was doing it to me, I was doing it.

1:39.0

So that's why I also tell men, keep your dick in your pants, try to have one baby mom.

1:50.4

All that play is shit is thrown out the window.

1:53.0

And if you're going to be a play, I'm going to tell you some real shit.

1:56.0

Make sure you try to use your condom.

1:58.0

If you don't like condom Joe, then try to eliminate your sex drive as much as possible so you don't end up in

2:07.1

court with child support taking off from work. You want to take a trip to go

2:11.2

somewhere out of the country but you've got a court date in that particular day.

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