Episode 173: Letters to Beyoncé written by Austen Earl (Up All Night, The Millers, Happy Together)
Dead Pilots Society
Ben Blacker and Andrew Reich
4.6 • 563 Ratings
🗓️ 22 May 2025
⏱️ 54 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | You know the thing and no one picked up your thing |
| 0:05.0 | And so you buried the thing |
| 0:07.0 | That's not the end of the thing |
| 0:10.0 | Don't you like eyes yet there's a spooky surprise |
| 0:13.0 | And the cook cannot revise |
| 0:16.0 | And nothing ever really dies. The Dead Pilot Society. |
| 0:48.7 | Welcome to Dead Pilot Society, the show that takes comedy pilots from A-list writers that were sold and developed at networks and streamers, but never produced and gives them the table reads they never got a chance to have. |
| 0:52.6 | I am Andrew Reich, the creator and host of Dead Pilot Society. |
| 0:57.0 | We had such a great show this past Sunday at the Elysian Theater. Great scripts, amazing casts, great audience, just such a fun time. I'm telling you, |
| 1:03.7 | if you live in Los Angeles and haven't made it out to one of our live shows, you got to come. |
| 1:09.2 | As Poison would say, it was nothing but a good time. And speaking |
| 1:13.8 | of poison, they get appropriately mocked in my documentary, Born Innocent, the Red Cross |
| 1:20.1 | Story. If you like music and or laughter, check out my movie. I worked hard on it. You're going to |
| 1:26.6 | like it. Check it out at red crossfilm.com |
| 1:29.2 | slash rent. |
| 1:30.7 | That's Red Cross with two Ds and a K. |
| 1:33.9 | And one more plug, and this is plugging something I have nothing to do with. |
| 1:38.5 | It's another maximum fun show on this, our Maximum Fun Podcast Network. It's called Valley Heat. I'm kind of a late |
| 1:46.9 | comer to it. It's been going on for a few years now. I think it's genius. It's just really been |
| 1:52.9 | making me laugh out loud. I love it so much. Check it out. Valley Heat. All right, |
| 1:58.0 | our dead pilot this month is Letters to Beyonce by Austin Earl. Austin has |
| 2:03.2 | written on Up All Night, The Millers, about my father. He was the co-creator of Happy Together. |
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