Episode 173: Kebab shop etiquette
The Luke and Pete Show
Stak Production
4.9 • 1.8K Ratings
🗓️ 3 June 2019
⏱️ 30 minutes
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Summary
What's it like to live off-grid for nearly 80 years? And could Pete Donaldson do it? Just two of the things we're investigating on today's episode, along with a man who went the extra mile to ensure his children always enjoyed their birthdays, and an impromptu edition of Kids Say The Funniest/Creepiest Things.
Elsewhere there's a lot of kebab shop chat, including Pete predictably trying to order an off menu item. How very on-brand...
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| 0:00.0 | Yeah, boss. I wasn't built to get up this time. |
| 0:08.7 | Yeah, boss! |
| 0:09.9 | Oh, I wasn't built to get up this time it's the looking peach show yeah boss |
| 0:13.8 | happy Monday Peter shouting yeah boss yeah quite satisfying you do it yeah |
| 0:20.2 | yeah boss see yes yes there was a man who used to sell drugs in Camden and he'd stand by the |
| 0:26.2 | um, by the bridge going, yes, yes, yes, yes, which was shorthand for I have drugs. |
| 0:31.0 | Yeah, translated into the common tongue that is, would you like to buy some drugs from me? |
| 0:37.0 | Someone did a good tweet recently which was, yeah, being told for the first time that someone loves you is great in everything but have |
| 0:46.3 | he ever been called Big Man by the guy on the cabo shot? |
| 0:48.7 | Yeah the Big Man love that I am the big man. Finally someone respects me. The guy, |
| 0:55.0 | Cabab Shop vernacular is fascinating. The guy in the... |
| 0:58.0 | What can I get you boss? Because back in the day you spend a lot of time with kebab shops right at the end of a night out |
| 1:03.2 | I don't really do it anymore but used to and there was a guy who you know when people move to say this country |
| 1:09.6 | from somewhere else and they really get involved in a certain aspect of British culture and it's really endearing. |
| 1:15.8 | So this guy who ran the kebab shop at the top of the high street and the town I grew up in which was called |
| 1:22.0 | Ocean Breeze. Ocean Breeze. |
| 1:23.2 | Ocean Breeze. |
| 1:25.1 | It's quite near the harbour. |
| 1:25.6 | I mean to be fair it's a very romantic title for what was quite a downhill part of town. |
| 1:30.4 | He was clearly obsessed with only fools and horses. |
| 1:34.0 | Right, okay. |
| 1:35.0 | So when he was serving, he was used to say, |
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