And trans-exclusionary mind of J.K. Rowling comes a brand new, episodic imagining of the tale of Harry Potter.

My God. What an interesting place. I wonder what house I'll belong to when I arrive at my destination.

The same story.

Broad new faces. Even black ones.

Oh. I'm Harry Potter.

I'm just here, you know, doing my thing.

Oh, Mr. Snape?

Mr. Sir, are you, Mr. Snape?

Why, why are you, boy, bro?

You know man's teachers that right the fence against the dark arts and that, in it.

Why are you coming to me on some joke thing, fam? Sir, pardon me. I don't, I don't quite understand. This is, this is... Wait, listen to me, bro. Listen to me. You've been sorted, yeah? You've been sorted, yeah? Oh, actually, no. I meant to ask you about that. Right, well, right. Well, listen, bro, go get, go put on the sorting hat and then tell them what the sorting hat's going to do, yeah, is it's going to let you know what ends you lot belong to and that still. Then once you come out from the Sarah sorting hat situation and that, right? It's going to tell you what your postcode is. Then from the postcode, you're going to come to defense against the dark arts and that still. You know what I'm saying, bro? And then you stop playing with me, bro, right? All right? You're going to stop like, like, this is not some joke thing, fam. You get me? He who shall never not be named is on his way back in that still, brother.

So you gotta lock in, fam.

This is clearly the character character of Snape and that still.

Because they rat at race swapped me, so clearly this must be how man's gonna act

in front of the...

That silver.

Set a small screen and that's too.

What?

What?

What?

I didn't know what.

That came here to learn.

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