Episode 172: Tyson vs Paul, Beating Ms. Pacman, & My Parents’ Creepy Dolls

Madigan's Pubcast

Kathleen Madigan

Madigan, Comedy:stand-up, Standup, Society & Culture, Kathleen Madigan, Comedy, Stand-up

5 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 13 March 2024

⏱️ 92 minutes

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Summary

INTRO (6:10): Kathleen opens the show drinking a “Cheer Up Charlie” Stout from Third Wheel Brewing in St. Peters, MO, and a ROCK’N Vodka Bloody Mary from Rockford, IL. She talks about aging parents and the creepy dolls in her mom’s basement.

COURT NEWS (25:18): Kathleen shares news on Stevie Nicks’ New Orleans tour date, Dolly Parton and her sister Rachel are releasing a new cookbook, Taylor Swift brokered a deal with Singapore for her Eras tour, a judge sides with Cher in a royalties war with Mary Bono, and Jelly Roll unveils his 2024 “Beautifully Broken” tour dates.

“GOOD BAD FOOD”(12:28): Kathleen samples Guy’s Snacks Salt & Lime tortilla chips, Hellman’s Garlic Mayo Aioli Spread, and Bubba’s Hot Vinegar Carolina Sauce from Joe’s BBQ (her favorite) in Kansas City.

UPDATES (39:04): Kathleen shares updates on the Kansas City Chiefs fan ChiefsAHolic’s robbery charges, Canadian box of hockey cards, several Chiefs fans are facing amputation after attending a playoff game, there’s fresh hope in solving the mystery of MH370, and a case of mystery ice hockey cards fetch $3.7M at auction.

“HOLY SHIT THEY FOUND IT” (52:20): Kathleen is amazed to read about the recovery of the SS Nemesis that vanished off the coast of Australia in 1904.

FRONT PAGE PUB NEWS (54:50 ): Kathleen shares articles on thousands of children calling Congress to save TikTok, Applebee’s and IHOP are launching co-branded locations, Macy’s is closing 150 stores, Mike Tyson will box against Jake Paul live on Netflix in July, a 114-year-old Texas woman becomes the oldest living American, a Canadian grocery store rolls out a slow check-out lane to help seniors combat loneliness, and a lost cow is found two months later traveling with a herd of bison.

WHAT TO WATCH THIS WEEK: Kathleen recommends watching (and rating) her new stand-up Special “Hunting Bigfoot” on Prime Video.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Hey, it's me, Kathleen Madigan.
0:01.0	Welcome to Madigan's pub cast.
0:12.6	You grab yourself a drink, pull up a bar stool.
0:15.8	Let's talk about what's been going on.
0:17.8	Tomatoes! Tomitos.
0:24.0	Welcome.
0:27.0	We're going to talk about Steve in New Orleans in a little bit, but if she says
0:31.6	welcome, she's still out on the road, she's never the road she's gonna die on the road that's it she's already said that that's her promise to you and as she gets older she gets chatier and I love it stories go on forever. I think she's getting a little
0:44.8	cuckoo. I think some of the band people are like, oh no she's going to tell that one.
0:50.3	We'll talk about that a little bit.
0:52.0	Episode 152. Fy! Oh, 172! Sorry. We'll talk about that a little bit episode 152 fire oh 172 start fire fire
0:56.8	I'm very sorry there wasn't a podcast last week and let me put this right
1:02.4	way that came out very Midwest
1:04.3	podcast I know sometimes I'm a little sleepy not taught sleepy but worn out
1:09.3	sometimes my aes come out a little Midwest Day.
1:13.0	There we go, a little more Midwesty than normal.
1:16.0	I would say, okay, Stevie, get on your fucking...
1:19.0	For those of you listening.
1:21.0	I have to put Stevie back on stand.
1:23.0	Otherwise she'll fly around the house at night.
1:25.0	And scare me.
1:26.0	Scare the shit out of baby cat.
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