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The kickabout with This is an alternative build-up to the weekend sporting fixtures. Can I just say thanks to Gordon Smart, Toby Tarrant, for filling in while I've been away. Coming up at 412, you've got the good, the bad and the ugly of the world of sport. I'm Johnny Vaughn. Do you see what I did, Gav? Very nice. Oh man, Americans go mad for that. Huge intros. And then you tag yourself. And then you tag yourself.

Anyway, I'm joined.

Well, that's the Woodman, Gaff. Gav, how are you? I'm really good. Happy Saturday. It must have been shocking to have smart and tarant. I know. I know. No, I'm saying. They know about sport. I know. Gordon was nearly a professional footballer. Toby plays cricket at a very high standard.

Very high level.

It's such a high level that he's got back problems.

Well, look, yeah, exactly. He's actually got back problems. That's how much bowling he's done. No, he goes to watch football at his cricket club in November. No, that's established. Let's get it straight, yeah? Gordon had trials as a footballer. He has a season ticket at Hibs at a Scottish football club.

Unbelievable. We sometimes go to Arsenal.

Do you know what that makes Gordon? What?

A football man. He's a football man. And Toby's a cricket man and a football man. He'll do anything. He'll get like planes, trains, automobiles and sodding coaches to go and see Liverpool. He'll do the lot. You let your season ticket go at Arsenal. I'd sometimes turn up at Chelsea, but mainly anyone can have my season tickets. And I'll tell you, this season, literally anyone can. As long as it's not me. Anyway, coming up at 412, like I say, Gavin and I got our take on the good, the band the the ugly of the world of sport. Let's kick off the kickabout though with fat, do you know what? Rockabilly Skank. With Fat Boy Slim. And do you know what, Gav, I have real trouble saying Rockefeller Skank without going northern. After saying, let's kick it off though with Fat Boy Slim, Rockaf fellow skank. Radio X. Right about now. The Fonkker about with Johnny Vaughn. This is Radio X. I'm Johnny Vaughn. Why, over there's the Woodman. Good morning. Hi, Woodman. Hi. Where did you spring from? Well, I was just here. Okay.

Yeah, you were.

I was just trying to build a bit of an atmosphere, so, you know, like a bit of a show thing. I never spring. No, but I just think... Woodman don't spring. I just think, Gab, we should just build more of that kind of show vibe. Like, things are unexpected happening in it. Hello. Hey, where are you from? That's that, yeah.

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