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Mike. Yes. tying your shoes when your shoes are untied. No matter what. Which is the most productive time to tie your shoes. No matter what if your shoes are untied, you feel like a dork.

At least I do. I have PTSD from tying my shoes and getting a wet finger in my butt crack.

You know kids would come over and like the second you bend down a tire shoes that give you a little butt slap. We just started and I already have so many questions. Yeah. That was a game. No it's just you know you taking out you see your friend like bending over. That's a vulnerable time to do something funny to your friend. It's so funny to picture a bunch of kids bending over at the waist. Like one completely straight down to the way. Did you not bend your knees when you know. No, no, it's just that when you you know if you if you bent your knees and you get down into a crouch to tie your

shoe that's prime crack. Peekage. Sure. And that's the perfect time for your friend to do one of these. Ha ha. See you later. There goes. Who gets the worst of that. It's just a it's a gross thing. Yeah. It's gross. I'm saying who gets the worst of it. No, both is gross. I don't think there is a word. I think it's equally gross. How old are you when you're doing this? This is like between 12 and 14.

So there's not a 12 to 14 year old boy alive on this planet who then goes right to the bathroom and washes their hand. No, absolutely not. They go straight to their putting and they go straight to their pizza pie.

They're finger in their their figure putting in their friends. First they put in their friends figure putting. Yeah, then they put it in their own figure putting. We used to do the credit card swipe. Yeah, that's another one. We swipe one. And then we were our school was big into ball tapping and that is.

I hate it. Ball tapping is a nightmare. Yeah. In high school, we had a group of kids that would it was the war was so intense that you were always on guard and dudes would wear cups to school.

And the other dudes would make out at school. Yeah, they would make weapons. My one friend rolled up a magazine and covered it in duct tape and then made a mace out of like a tennis ball duct tape in a magazine.

Do you think my friend who licked his finger and put it in my crack was gross. That's disgusting. Yeah, but it's not gross. That's violence for no sakes. It's terrible for no sake at all.

Man, that guy things got rough at your school. Yeah.

I remember I remember at my school several stabbing happens. Yeah, it'll happen. Also, someone used so we had soda machines around the campus.

And you would get those snap all bottles the glass ones. Well, some darn kid

decided to have an interesting day and smash a snap all bottle over the head of some kid he was fighting with or some other gang member guy or whatever.

Reason why you would do something so violent and that boy went into a coma.

Well, those bottles are short and stout and then we never got glass bottles again. Did you ever figure out what happened to the kid? No, the kid forgot math forever.

I mean, imagine if you could medically excuse your lack of math abilities. You can sometimes.

If you get hit man with a bottle hard enough, that's what I'm saying. I was hitting the head with a bottle so hard in high school.

Math doesn't work for me. I'm sorry Mrs. Evers. I was kicked by a horse. Yeah. A horse that hates math.

A horse made me forget math. That's a great episode of Stephen Universe.

I don't know what that is, but I'm a laugh. Oh man. I like to go along with the German universe as a cartoon. Michael fouls.

Is that Jimmy Neutron's dad? I know.

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