Episode 171 ’Love from Afar’ (David Nolan)
Bawdy Storytelling
Dixie De La Tour
4.7 • 738 Ratings
🗓️ 21 April 2021
⏱️ 27 minutes
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Summary
Does your Spanish sex hotel have special furniture for shaggin’? In this sex & travel-centric episode, comedian David Nolan falls for an exotic beauty who’s way out of his league - a Ferrari, when he’s used to a Ford Fiesta. What begins with an English lesson for a Columbian actress results in a rather unusual Thank You gift - but can his faint Irish heart keep up with all the intrigue, espionage, and adventurous group sex? Plus Bawdy’s own musical sidekick Jefferson Bergey is singing about doin’ it on public transit. Get ready to lube that Transbay tube! #NoRegrets #Cartagena #Dublin #HyperLocal
Hosted by Sexual Folklorist Dixie De La Tour
Opening Music: 8 Miles Wide by Storm Large
Song: ‘Bangin’ on BART’ (Jefferson Bergey)
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | The following podcast contains true stories of sex, kink, gender, or body image. And that means you need to be a |
| 0:08.6 | consenting adult. Thanks for that. And here we go. |
| 0:15.7 | I've never fit, but I won't complain and I won't quit. |
| 0:23.6 | I am enormous. Get used to it. |
| 0:29.6 | Everyone tells me I'm too much. |
| 0:34.6 | Maybe it's just you're not enough for me |
| 0:39.6 | Can you see |
| 0:41.4 | I'm the kind of woman |
| 0:43.4 | I'm supposed to be |
| 0:46.3 | Hey my vagina is eight miles wide |
| 0:51.1 | Absolutely everyone can come inside If If you're ever frightened, just run and hide. My vagina is eight miles |
| 1:01.0 | wide. Why? Hi there. And welcome to the body storytelling podcast. I'm sexual folklorist Dixie Della |
| 1:15.7 | Tour and this week we have a story from comedian David Nolan. |
| 1:23.5 | You know how I've told you that my birthday is a huge celebration? Well, we're going to be doing it on |
| 1:29.5 | live stream this year and we are blowing it out. I have Melana Williams-Hoss. I have Mr. Pam. |
| 1:38.4 | Have you heard these two storytellers on the podcast? Phenomenal doesn't even begin to cover it. And we're going to have |
| 1:45.5 | music from Shirley Nome. Love her, had to beg her to come celebrate my birthday with me. |
| 1:52.6 | We've got another one we're announcing soon. But in the meantime, the best thing you can do, |
| 1:58.4 | the best gift you can give me is to buy your tickets early. |
| 2:01.9 | I'm an event producer. This is stressful seeing everything happen at the absolute last minute. |
| 2:07.4 | Early means I can go, okay, great. I know that you'll be there. That's a big deal to me. |
| 2:13.2 | So there's a link to buy tickets in the show notes. You can also find it on our website, |
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