Episode 171: Danish's Adult Riverfront Waterpark

Slop Quest

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.9 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 5 December 2022

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

More recycling can talk! Then, O’Neill says goodbye to Aaron. A discussion starts about lunch ladies, and the question "have you ever seen a man serving school lunch?" is asked, which gets DeWitt raving about his school's calzone. This leads to him craving calzone and pizza throughout the episode. Duran Duran comes up, and O'Neill takes a few cracks at singing their hits.

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0:50.9	Hey guys, happy spooky season.
1:10.9	We need to get a Thanksgiving song.
1:14.9	It's hard to move on from the spooky season.
1:17.9	What's our Thanksgiving song?
1:18.9	We'll make it right now.
1:19.9	Here's O'Neil's version.
1:20.9	I got a turkey.
1:21.9	It made out of jerky.
1:22.9	My cooking skills are murky.
1:29.9	Oh, we got to open some sad news.
1:32.9	Aaron's leaving all things comedy.
1:34.9	What?
1:35.9	That's true.
1:36.9	He's going to some things comedy.
1:37.9	He doesn't want to do only that.
1:38.9	Is that true, Aaron?
1:39.9	What are you doing, man?
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