You know the thing and no one picked up your thing

And so you buried the thing

That's not the end of the thing

Don't you like jazz yet there's a spooky surprise

And though you cannot be vise

And nothing ever really dies. The Dead Pilot Society.

Welcome to Dead Pilot Society, the show that takes comedy pilots from A-list writers that were sold and developed at networks and streamers but never produced and gives them the table reads they never got a chance to have.

I am Andrew Reich, the creator and host of Dead Pilot Society.

And first things first, thank you to every one of you who joined or upgraded or boosted your membership during Max Fund Drive.

Thank you so much. 315 of you stepped up. That's not a huge number. It's not a big percentage

of our listeners, but that's what

makes you people so special. We couldn't and wouldn't do this without your support, and we

deeply appreciate it. You're the best. Thank you so much. We have a live show coming up. You know,

the turnout was a little anemic for the last one. Let's fix that this time, shall we? This one's on Sunday, May 18th, at the Elysian Theater in Los Angeles at 3 o'clock. Cast is shaping up to just be packed with legends. We've got Perry Gilpin from Frazier. We've got Isabella Gomez from one day to time. Lots more, lots more to be announced.

Two great scripts.

Go to a lesionetheater.com and get your tickets now.

If you haven't been to one of these, they're always super fun.

If you've been before, you know, come out again.

It's going to be great.

All right, one more plug.

The documentary I produced and directed that I spent the better part of the last decade making.

Born Innocent, the Red Cross story, is now available to rent at home.

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