Welcome to CertainSkale Rewind with your hosts, Matt Fondleer and Ian Bag.

Hey, what's up everybody? Welcome back to another episode of Sword and Scale Rewind.

That podcast about your other favorite podcast, Sword and Scale. I'm one of the hosts I've

written a couple episodes, but above all else, I just love Sword and Scale. My name is Matt

Fondleer. Very excited you're here with us, and very excited to be joined once again by

my buddy Ian Bag. Hey, buddy. How are you? I'm doing good. This is technically like our Christmas

episode. I know it comes out in January, but this story takes place on Christmas Eve.

Oh, it does. The magical Christmas story. Who doesn't love murder on Christmas Eve? Yeah.

He screwed up. That's supposed to be an Easter story. Yeah, that's true. They got the dates back,

where he's supposed to have a baby on Christmas. Not an oven, a murder. Well, maybe we'll get into some

of our Christmas traditions because it factors into the story a little bit. Okay. You know, one of

the victim. What's up to Christmas morning? That was a big flag. What's your Christmas tradition?

Putting on a leather skirt and drowning a fuck. I'm man in the butt. It's the 21st century.

We all have different traditions. Okay. You gotta respect them all.

You hung them upside down like you was hunting. Oh, terrible. That's a brutal story, huh?

It's a brutal story, but let's let's let's let's start off things easier. Sure. I was on a plane

the other day. I'm pretty sure somebody was wearing one of Michael Bu-Day shirts. The don't comply

shirt. That's not really. Yeah. I want to go up and say, hey, but then he didn't have his nose

and his mask. So I just like I can't talk to that guy. He was kind of complex. He was kind of

complex. All right. I'll keep my mouth in you mother fuckers. When you're on a plane like that,

do you ever get harassed by the stewardesses to pull it up a little bit? Because I've heard,

oh, yes, I've heard from people like I was just trying to take a nap, you know, and then they

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