Episode 170: Betty and Barney Hill Part II - Don't Think I Can't Take It

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🗓️ 15 April 2015

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

We wrap up the Betty and Barney Hill abduction with the terrifying hypnotherapy sessions, semen sucking suction cups, and Captain Swett's Book of Poetry.

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0:00.0	There's no place to escape to.
0:03.0	This is the last talk.
0:05.0	On the left.
0:07.0	That's when the cannonball is started.
0:12.0	What was that?
0:18.0	I can hear this loud as a Jews bell.
0:21.0	Well, that's not a problem.
0:24.0	Jews don't even use bells.
0:27.0	I don't know what Jews use.
0:29.0	Jewish use the bell.
0:31.0	What Irish use a bell?
0:33.0	I don't know.
0:34.0	You put them on their little loafers.
0:36.0	You've lost your mind.
0:38.0	I wish they used bells because they got a fuck
0:40.0	and sneak their way to the liquor cabinet when their mothers fall asleep.
0:43.0	That's perfect.
0:45.0	Welcome to Shriver One.
0:47.0	That's Marcus Parks.
0:48.0	I'm Ben Kessel.
0:49.0	With us is always all the way from Toronto, Canada.
0:52.0	Collacks are, do you notice when we pull the semen
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