Episode 170- ???? (1989)

Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast

Werewolf Ambulance

Movie, Comedy, Film, Film Reviews, Tv & Film, Podcast, Horror

4.7 • 635 Ratings

🗓️ 2 April 2018

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

In the grand tradition of "Days of Thunder" (Episode 76) and "Over the Top" (Episode 128), it's our annual first-week-of-April mystery film! We look forward to this one all year, and this year's is quite possibly our bawdiest episode to date. Hope you love it.

Have you seen this movie? What do you think of it? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at [email protected] and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review.

Check out our sponsor this week as well: Cryptocurium (www.cryptocurium.com) where cool horror stuff gets handmade and then lovingly delivered to your door in the form of the Parcel of Terror on a monthly basis. You can also sign up for their secret society, The Order of the Thinned Veil, in which you can profess your love for all things Halloween and be rewarded handsomely for it!

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.

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0:00.0	Alan.
0:17.1	I have really exciting news.
0:19.6	What's that?
0:20.5	I got a new job.
0:22.1	You got a new job.
0:23.0	Yeah.
0:23.9	I am going to be a Brazilian air by extorting 10% of profits from small businesses in a rural community.
0:33.7	You got to bring Kmart into town?
0:35.2	I'm going to bring J.C. Penny into town.
0:37.7	I'm going to get a fucking helicopter.
0:39.7	I'm going to ride a quad on my land.
0:43.0	Oh, that was a three-wheeler.
0:44.9	Oh, a trike.
0:45.6	Which are now illegal because so many people died on them.
0:49.0	So what do you think of my business plan?
0:50.6	It makes perfect sense, right?
0:51.8	Take 10% of very little and get a lot from not very many places.
0:56.6	Yeah, go and rob that auto parts store that's literally in the middle of nowhere.
1:00.6	What I'm thinking then is I'll just burn that to the ground. Then I'll get money, right?
1:06.3	Are you going to have a gang? I'm thinking maybe I'll just drive a monster truck through some of the merchandise
1:11.1	that is going to pay me. That's how you make money, right? Am I making money yet? Are you going to
1:16.8	wear kiki elf boots where you're doing this whole thing? Oh, 100. Happy April Fool's everybody.
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