Episode 17: Your First Place New York Yankees
The Short Porch
Barstool Sports
4.5 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 10 May 2018
⏱️ 47 minutes
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Summary
The Yankees beat the Red Sox on Tuesday. The Yankees beat the Red Sox on Wednesday. David Price is a coward. The Yankees have won 8 in a row. The Yankees have won 17 of 18. The Mets batted out of order. Life is good!
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| 0:00.0 | Hey Short Porch listeners, you can find us every Thursday on Apple Podcast, Spotify or YouTube. |
| 0:05.5 | Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon music. |
| 0:08.2 | What's happening? |
| 0:10.0 | Welcome to another edition of the Short Porch. |
| 0:12.4 | I am your host. Hubs alongside me is my co-host. Some of you know him as alarmingly |
| 0:16.9 | stupid, others know him as the voice of Fordham, and everyone knows him now as Tommy smokes Tom Scabelli say hello? |
| 0:23.0 | Hello? |
| 0:24.0 | It was a long dreary one because we're tired. |
| 0:28.0 | I'm so, I, I should not be awake right now. |
| 0:31.0 | I almost threw up because I'm so tired. The Yankees are the best team in |
| 0:34.8 | baseball. We are in... Officially now. Officially. We are in sole possession of first place. We have |
| 0:41.8 | the best record in baseball. We are |
| 0:45.0 | unbelievable. We're running out of words to really describe this team and |
| 0:51.2 | magical is the only one I can actually come up with anymore because they are truly never dead ever. |
| 0:58.0 | As long as they're an out left in the game, they're never dead. |
| 1:02.0 | No matter what pitchers coming in, no matter who you have in there, |
| 1:05.8 | whether it's freaking Craig Kimbrel, Matt Barnes, |
| 1:10.0 | whoever the Ken Giles, |
| 1:12.3 | whoever you got in that bullpen, |
| 1:14.0 | Cody Allen, to try and shut me down, |
| 1:18.0 | these guys, one through nine, put up at bats, |
| 1:22.0 | get better and better after every inning. |
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