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Hey, you teenagers out there, if you're under 18, this show is more for your parents.

So now that you have that mental picture stuck in your head, put some music on and get back to doing your homework.

We are a long-time married couple who's decided to chronicle our personal adventures

and share our sex-positive discussions as we navigate our way through the swinging lifestyle.

Care to join us?

Thank you. Welcome back, everyone, I'm Mr. Jones.

And I'm Mrs. Jones, and we want to welcome you to our episode 17 of the We Got a Thing podcast.

It is a Monday night in the middle of December here in the Mid-Atlantic, and it is hot outside.

Yeah, it's too hot, and I have a cold.

Yeah, it's hot, and you're cold.

Yeah, and I have no understudy, so you get what you get tonight. Well, more importantly, you have four days to get healthy because we have a hot date lined up on

Friday night and then on Saturday night, we have Nottie's talking night.

That's right.

You need to be healthy.

Yeah, I'm sure I'll be better by then.

So you'll have to bear with me because my voice is kind of coming in and out and I'll be hacking it up tonight, but I'll try to edit most of the...

That's so sexy.

Well, I mean, you had a couple of episodes like this, so you owe me one.

That's true.

But the show must go on, my dear.

Yes, it must, and we have a lot going on tonight.

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