Episode 17: Viagra Candles
Heartland Radio: Presented by The Pat McAfee Show
Barstool Sports
4.9 • 6.3K Ratings
🗓️ 6 December 2017
⏱️ 92 minutes
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Summary
The Heartland guys sit down and discuss the horror of the British guy who tried to appease his girlfriend by finally throwing away his old computer and then later remembering he had $80 million worth of bitcoin stored on the hard drive, their trip to the Big 10 Championship with the Pardon My Take Crew, the worst night of Vibbs life, they all announced their respective Donkey of the Week, introduce a new segment called Culture Shock, and Todd McComas takes us Behind the Badge with a story about his discovery of a meth lab concealed within a private exotic animal zoo. The guys close out with how they would change the world.
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| 0:00.0 | It is indeed a pleasure to have this privilege to play here for you. |
| 0:04.0 | And we intend to give you a very fine program. |
| 0:07.0 | So just settle back, relax, and enjoy the moment, moment, moment. |
| 0:16.0 | Here we go. Welcome to Heartland Radio. |
| 0:20.0 | I am Todd McComus at Todd McComus. |
| 0:23.0 | I'm here with my good friends, one of which is sitting to my right digs at Tactical Digs. |
| 0:29.0 | How are you, my brother? |
| 0:31.0 | I feel great. It's good to be here. |
| 0:33.0 | I've recovered from my weekend hangover. |
| 0:35.0 | It just feels good. |
| 0:36.0 | Yeah, right? |
| 0:37.0 | You're cleansed now. |
| 0:38.0 | You had Monday to get it all out. |
| 0:41.0 | This happened to me real quick. |
| 0:43.0 | I did radio this morning and I was driving to the office |
| 0:46.0 | and legitimately thought, I've got to pass a little gas |
| 0:50.0 | and almost shit my pants. |
| 0:53.0 | There's no almost. |
| 0:55.0 | I was like, oh, that's a little wet. |
| 0:57.0 | I was sucking back up and I sat there and I was like, oh, I have about 11 minutes left |
| 1:02.0 | to get to the office. |
| 1:03.0 | So as soon as I came in, Zito opened the... |
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