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Sex and Other Human Activities

Episode 17: Pregnancy - The Worst STD

Sex and Other Human Activities

The Last Podcast Network

New, Comedy, Advice, Activities, York, Sex

4.7744 Ratings

🗓️ 7 May 2015

⏱️ 34 minutes

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Summary

On this episode, Sara and Marcus give advice to a man whose pregnant wife won't touch him, we answer our very first Turkish email, and Sara's brother schools us on the homo history of the Revolutionary War.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey there, welcome to another edition of sex and other human activities.

0:05.8

I'm Sarah Benin-Casa, and that is Mr. Marcus Parks.

0:09.1

Yes, it is. How are you today, Sarah?

0:10.7

Oh, I'm excellent. I walked in, very tired, worked a long time today, and walked into the Creek in the cave here at Creek, L-I-C-D-com, and walked past a screaming girl. I guess she's an improviser,

0:24.5

which is hilarious. Yes. That indicates a lot right there. For those of you who aren't into

0:31.4

comedy, people who, most people who are improvisers are very dorky they did musical theater in high school

0:39.6

and they're very nice people and they love to put on a show all the time and they're more

0:46.4

hopeful and and full of joy sometimes than us more you know sort of dark more fucked up types

0:52.5

who gravitate towards stand-up. Yeah, they have friends.

0:54.7

They have friends, you know, and I like that they learn how to, um, how to listen and respond.

0:59.7

They learn all those things in, in their improv classes, and that's great.

1:03.0

Um, so I would say that about, oh, 75% of improvisers are nice people.

1:09.5

I would say about 25% of stand-ups are nice people.

1:12.4

Yeah. But the 25% of improvvisors who are not nice people are out of their fucking minds. I mean,

1:20.0

these people are bat-shit. Crazy loony birds who live in a fantasy world of play and probably

1:27.4

at home make sculptures out of their own shit.

1:29.3

Like the 20th, a crazy stand-up comedian is going to overdose on cocaine, cheat on his wife, and die.

1:38.4

He's going to kill himself, right?

1:40.2

That's pretty standard crazy.

1:42.0

A crazy improviser is going to get arrested having sex with a drain pipe.

1:48.1

And this was the type of person who I ran into as a man. I don't know the girl, but she was, I guess she had been, there's a wonderful show here called Monsters on Wednesday nights hosted by the great Nick Turner and, of course, tech, done by

2:01.4

the excellent Mr. Marks Parks.

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