Welcome to the dinner party download.

This is your icebreaker.

Okay, I'll try to tell this one real fast.

Man and woman playing golf, they're playing on this old rustic course,

and they come to this, like, old barns on the side of the course,

and the guy hits his ball over there, and he goes over.

He's like, you know what, I'm going to take a drop and just forget about the barn,

just take a stroke penalty. So I said, wait a minute, honey, what if you open the doors and just hit right through?

You don't have to take a penalty.

He says, okay, I'll give a shot.

So he hits the ball and it ricochets off something in there, ricochets off something else, hits his wife in the head, kills her dead.

Okay? One year later, guys playing on the same course, comes to the same homes, playing with the buddy of his.

He pushes the ball into almost the same place, and he tells his buddy, he says, hey, man, I'm just going to pick it up, take a stroke penalty.

He says, hey, man, no, you know what you should do? Open up the doors and hit it right through.

Then you don't have to take a penalty.

He said, are you kidding me, man?

I did that last year. I'm a five on this hole. I'm Rico Goliano. I'm Brendan Francis Nuneum, and from 89.3 KPCC in Los Angeles, this is the

Dinner Party Download, the show that helps you win your next dinner party.

Our icebreaker this week came from our guest of honor, daily show correspondent Larry Wilmore.

I take it he golfs.

Indeed.

We'll be speaking with him later.

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