The slaughter

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No, no, they're gonna be absolutely disgusting, put your trousers back up. So, welcome to episode 17 of Slaughter. Hi, how are you? I'm okay. I'm feeling like we're regressing here over at Slaughter today because I've got my pigtails then. I've not worn pigtails for nigh on four years now. I think because I used to wear them for work till I was about

25 and then someone made a comment saying you look like an adult baby. A little bit

they were like oh it's funny how you still wear pigtails at work and then I never did it again ever.

You do have quite a baby face though, so automatically you look five.

I mean what age should you stop wearing pigtails?

Never!

Probably seven and a half, I think.

When your hair falls out, and even then you could draw someone

if you wanted.

You could do.

Get one of those headbands with a bit of of hair either side like people are stuck in

I mean the weird headband crazers are gone now on now.

One with your name on? No never allowed one with your name on. Yes. No, mom would never allowed one with your name on.

Yes.

No, mom would never let me because then a stranger could come to your school and say,

Oh, Emma, I've come to pick you up and they wouldn't be there to pick me up but they'd know my name.

So I just wanted to do a shout out to the social media, say slaughter the pod on Twitter,

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I keep mentioning about reviews on Twitter and

Facebook but because we love them. Don't forget in fact I'd go so far to say as if you

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