Episode 17: Every Single Photo Had the Eyes Cut Out

The Luke and Pete Show

Stak Production

Comedy, Interview, Pete Donaldson, Society & Culture, Comedian, Comedians, Best Podcast, Conversation, Funny, Luke Moore, Top Podcast, Comedy Interviews, Personal Journals, Jokes

4.8 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 24 September 2017

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Summary

Pete announces to the world his catchphrase and then tells us all about the best dog ever (apart from possibly the one last week that was friends with a dolphin).The boys then take us all through a Bad Job/Good Job email special from listeners, including a truly horrific washing machine delivery, before telling some tall tales about terrible jobs of their own.To offer us a terrible job, email here: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com

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0:00.0	Just imagine what your best Christmas ever would sound like.
0:03.4	Thank you for calling National Lottery and I can see you calling about a winner today, is that correct?
0:07.4	Yeah, I think I have. I'd just take to double check for a car wheel.
0:11.0	Yeah, I can confirm that you have won the top prize 1.2 million.
0:15.0	Oh my what! Happy Christmas! Why do now?
0:18.0	You have the best Christmas ever.
0:20.0	I got a half.
0:22.0	This Christmas, it could be you. The National Lottery. Rules and procedures apply. Players must be
0:28.3	18 or over. Sticky, Icky icky throw it in the air. It's the looking peach show we're back once again
0:48.0	looking Pete's 17 baby. I'm Mike Dee and I'm a Scorpio. Try and stop me kissing you, Mike D.
0:55.0	You're all right Luke, you're right.
0:58.0	Is it all right?
0:59.0	You're good?
1:00.0	Pretty good. Pretty good. Pretty I feel all right, mate.
1:02.0	Oh, it's been a whole week since we heard from you last, I heard from you,
1:07.0	I heard from you, shouted at you, spoke at you.
1:10.0	I hope you're enjoying these shores because we enjoy putting them together every week.
1:14.0	One of the two Mike D lines I could have done was that one or my name is Mike D and I'm the
1:18.7	lady's choice. I think I can pull that one off.
1:21.1	What's after the lady's choice?
1:22.1	I'm not even the scorpio.
1:23.0	I like to get next to you like Rose Royce.
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