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Slop Quest

Episode 17: Dick Tape

Slop Quest

All Things Comedy

Comedy

51.2K Ratings

🗓️ 9 November 2015

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

Episode 17: Dick Tape by Danish and O'Neill

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0:00.0

The Hey, hey, hey, hey, yeah, feel that whistling. That's some good whistling. Very good whistling. Whistlers must be sought after.

0:27.0

Yeah, you would say you could make a career out of being a whistler.

0:31.0

Dirty fucking whistler. Could be a a whistler. Dirty fucking whistler.

0:33.0

Could be a woman's vagina whistling like that in the wind.

0:37.0

You're saying that's a quiff whistle?

0:39.0

Could be a quiff whistle. I don't know.

0:42.0

Hey everybody, it is the Danish. Hey guys this is Ryan O'Neill. Booyoyoyo yo yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon y'on y'onf. You thought I forgot about it. We're coming back for yet another episode of Danish and O'Neill.

0:56.8

This is episode 17, I believe.

0:59.0

Yes, it's Siete for our fans in Latin America and Mexico.

1:05.0

Huge Latin American following.

1:06.5

And American fans who prefer Spanish to English, but this is an English podcast.

1:11.2

You won't find a Danish and O'Neill on a Trump ballot because we are pro-

1:15.6

our Latino fan base. That's true. But if you're a Latino and you like Trump

1:20.4

maybe we'll make an exception for you I don't know.

1:23.0

Yeah, we don't really care about your political affiliation.

1:26.0

This whole country is gonna fucking burn to the ground in the next 20 years anyway, so

1:30.0

what does it really matter?

1:31.0

Burn, disco inferno.

1:34.0

I got some shoutouts off the top.

1:36.0

Get them out.

1:38.0

Under the Corrections and Retractions Department,

1:41.0

Barbara sent me a memo.

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