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a weekly talk show ruminating on exactly what is wrong in the world of Apple

and related technologies and businesses we know no bounds.

What can be complained about by my co-host John Syracuse, I'm Dan Benjamin.

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Hi John.

Hey, Diane.

You're telling me you're a little bit under the, perhaps a little under the weather your throat was not

feeling great but you're you sound okay.

I think I still sound a little bit crockier than usual.

And who you know just when you thought it wasn't possible to sound crockier, here you are.

Yes, for the people who were listening for the first time, I usually sound crocky, but not quite this crock.

More Kermit than croak, and so you've gone fully from frog to toad.

Sure, that's where you want to go with that.

That's where I'm going.

I'm going to jot that down as a potential title.

All right.

You can't have a title within the first two seconds.

Although maybe we can't...

There's no rules.

Today's show we don't really have a main topic.

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