Episode 169: Use Your Equipment

Not Today

True Crime, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.4 • 933 Ratings

🗓️ 5 March 2024

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

36-year-old Ted Porter decided to do a solo hike in Glacier National Park in 2013. After hitting poor conditions on the glacier he made the responsible decision to cut his journey short, but on his way down he cut some corners. What he thought would be an easy walk back turned into Ted sliding straight into a massive crack in the earth and falling forty feet down. Despite his excruciating injuries, Ted needed to get out of there or he would die alone in a crevasse.

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0:00.0	Hey, I'm Steph. I'm Alex. And this is not today. Oh, like a couple of bocce bowls.
0:24.7	That did sound like a couple of bocce balls.
0:27.2	We're having an old-fashioned.
0:29.1	Mm-hmm.
0:30.0	With maple syrup in it.
0:31.5	Weird.
0:32.3	Yeah, it's the real shit.
0:33.8	And it's from Costco.
0:36.2	You will bring up Costco any chance you get.
0:38.7	God could they sponsor us.
0:40.3	Yeah, I was just going to say, we can't be bringing up Costco left and right unless we get a sponsorship.
0:44.6	I mean that would be the peak of my career. Yeah, I think that's true. End of story. Yeah. Anything I do from that moment on?
0:53.6	Peanuts.
0:57.2	Peanuts.
0:57.4	But also if you wanted a bag of peanuts,
0:59.7	you know where they got that?
1:01.0	You know, the cheapest place for that for so many peanuts? So many peanuts.
1:07.1	Yeah true. Well hey here we are we're live or something I don't know. Yeah, you know, you guys know what the deal is.
1:14.0	We started a little bit different today, and that's cool.
1:18.0	We like that.
1:19.0	We're really putting ourselves out there.
1:21.0	No, honestly, it's pretty late and both of us are punchy. It's been a long week, it's been a long day, and here we are. But it's good. We've got an interesting story and I get to say crevas.
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