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A true crime headline, a case for Judge Christie, judging possible assholes.

This week's episode is New Year's Grazing Born.

Up and in the lights, your heart fills the dread.

Probably a murder of once you dead. It could be a ghost, a demon or worse.

Perhaps you're the victim of a witch's curse.

It's hopeless, you're doomed. You'd call a priest if you could.

You'd rather just listen to who, sinister.

I'm going to kill you.

Recently learned that you no longer use the term Sharkudary Board.

The hit new thing to column is now grazing boards.

Well, and then I googled, is there a difference?

And someone said you can have a grazing table and that a Sharkudary can be on a grazing table.

I don't know if it's a rectangle square situation where one can be the other but not what not.

Or maybe a grazing board is better because it can include Sharkudary.

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