Episode 169: Mr. One Nut

The Patdown with Ms. Pat

Ms. Pat

Comedy

4.9 • 6.9K Ratings

🗓️ 26 July 2022

⏱️ 37 minutes

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This week, we are going way back to of the first few episodes we ever recorded. This was a bonus episode, and you can find dozens more of shows exclusively for Patrons here: https://www.patreon.com/patdown In this episode, the gang discusses youth sports, creepy gym teachers, and how being stinky and poor saved Ms.Pat from sexual assault. Ms. Pat also discusses her love of free school and her jealousy of middle-class lunches. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey, it's white boy Chris. If the Pat Downs ever made you laugh, then join our Patreon and support us.
0:04.5	Get bonus content, a t-shirt, or an autograph copy of Rabbit, Miss Pat's autobiography.
0:09.4	Visit misspatcomedy.com for the link to the Patreon, and while you're there, join our Facebook group.
0:14.0	Welcome back to another episode of the Pat Down with me, Miss Pat here with some nice gifts.
0:20.0	Garyanna in the house. Hello.
0:23.0	Uh, Chris in the house. Hello.
0:26.4	Stop following, Holy. And I got D.U. in the house.
0:29.6	What up y'all? Yeah, thank you. Jesus. Great to cycle.
0:34.0	We don't have a good time today. We talking about some real shit. What we talking about today?
0:37.2	School lunches and being a little rascal. School lunches. How good they used to be.
0:44.8	What would I do with that school lunch? Pull out and lose my back teeth and go.
0:49.2	Long time ago. I'm gonna say you don't have back teeth and shit the fuck off.
0:52.4	Y'all stay tuned.
1:22.4	All right, y'all. Thank you for tuning in to another episode of the Pat Down with me here.
1:47.6	Hey, you know, with my friends, my lovely daughter Garyanna. Hello. Chris. Hello.
1:54.4	What it is, Dion? Hello.
1:58.8	We're in the tent.
2:01.5	Did y'all get laid off for some shit? No.
2:05.3	Yeah, what's wrong with everybody? Hello, like they, something wrong.
2:09.0	Yeah, I said the tone. Yeah, no, we're just going to hurt enthusiasm.
2:13.0	Oh, okay. Well, we go. We're going to have a good time today. We're going to talk about some crazy shit.
2:18.0	Chris, we was talking about you was texting me about hold on y'all.
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