Well, ladies and gentlemen, if I were prepared and my printer were working, I would be looking at my notes right now.

But despite my best efforts to make that printer produce something, it does not.

Did I say the sound is bad?

Chuck that printer. Yes, I might.

Let's see what's going on.

Let's see what's going on.

I don't know if I should just have to scare them.

Is it my imagination or did that work? I think it started to print.

I'm watching this with a great excitement because there's a really good chance if this doesn't print.

I'm going to smash it on the tile floor. So this is kind of exciting.

If this doesn't print, how much would you like me to see me raise it above my head and smash it on my floor on camera?

I did it with my last printer. I'll do it with as many printers as it takes.

Uh-oh. Let's see what message it has.

This will determine if it lives or dies.

You know what, if I were inventing a printer.

I would have invented it, so it told me when it was on the paper.

Just before I smashed it on the ground.

Oh, it looks like we'll have a show today.

Could happen. Hold on.

My God.

Could I be less organized?

Could I be?

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