I'm going to be a little nervous because I have a big thing, a big event coming up tomorrow.

Let me guess, dog, bar mitzvah.

Close, close.

No, I'm going to be doing something that terrifies me and I think should terrify every human being.

I'm going to be driving over a bridge tomorrow.

Bye myself.

Jesus Christ.

You laugh, you laugh.

I do laugh.

I have my own neuroses, but explain.

Explain for the people.

All right, well, we have to back up a second.

So I was planning this weekend on going to the coast with my wife, Jana and the dog moose,

taking the van down there.

As long time listeners will know, I am a professional van life influencer.

I'm getting out in the van a lot this year.

So we're going to go to the coast this weekend.

And then a couple days ago, something horrible happened.

We got offered free tickets to go see Joni Mitchell and Brandy Carlyle at the Gorge,

which is this like outdoor amphitheater in Eastern Washington.

I've never been to the venue, but apparently it's...

Oh, I thought the Gorge was going to be a lesbian bar.

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