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🗓️ 7 November 2018
⏱️ 91 minutes
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0:00.0 | The Holy shit! Holy shit! |
0:13.0 | Holy shit. |
0:15.0 | Holy shit. |
0:18.0 | Holy shit. |
0:20.0 | Holy shit. Holy shit. |
0:23.0 | Holy shit. |
0:25.0 | I don't want to talk about that because of my religion, my parents might hear it. |
0:30.0 | You know? |
0:31.0 | He has boundaries. |
0:32.0 | What's so bad? Well, think he shouldn't be a comedian? |
0:36.5 | He's a pretty good one. Yeah, yeah become like you know a mosque guy |
0:41.2 | Whatever they do over there is I've had to be a mosque guy, but I've turned him down? |
0:45.0 | Why don't we start a company where we make those little rugs that they sit on when they pray? |
0:50.0 | That'd be a killer. |
0:52.0 | What do they call those little things? Flying carpets. |
0:54.0 | Yeah, you know how to make a company called |
0:56.3 | Flying carpets. |
0:57.6 | Really comfy ones though, like we'll use like a high end, |
1:00.4 | like it's a Tesla. |
1:01.3 | Memory foam. |
1:02.0 | Prayer rugs. |
1:02.6 | Yeah, like yeah. |
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