The Kick-A-Bel with Johnny Vaughn.

This is Radio X.

I'm Gordon Smart with Toby Tarrant.

We are the Johnny Vaughn and Gavin the Woodman Woods.

We're the standing, the substitutes, the...

What else could we say?

Body doubles.

We are very different shapes to both Johnny and Gavin, aren't we?

Johnny Vaughn, right?

I think this is important to share with people.

I only ever see him eating five guys, fried food, and he's about seven stone wet through.

Oh, it's ridiculous, isn't it? And he eats his food, he surrounds it like a wild animal,

and he will not let you near him or near it. Oh no, that's not. Sometimes he comes in with 20 chicken wings. That's true. Walk up and down the office offering them to people he's never met before. It's almost like we're saying Johnny Vaughn as a character is sometimes inconsistent. In fairness to him, he does burn 4 million calories per hour. Yes, exactly, yeah.

Just in his mind alone.

He is.

Honestly, everybody should have up on their bucket list to spend 24 hours of Johnny Vaughn because there's never a dull second. He's just entertainment. We should point out, Toby, every now and again, Johnny's told us to go on holiday, and we get the honour of standing in on the podcast. We do the kickabout.

And we get to do things like Mexican handbags,

which is such a treat, isn't it?

Well, basically, I've learned in my time at Radio Wax the honour of standing in on the podcast. We do the kickabout. And we get to do things like Mexican handbags,

which is such a treat, isn't it?

Well, basically, I've learnt in my time at Radio Ex that the listeners are much funnier than me. So it's great. So the Mexican handbags, I just hand it over to them and they do the work for us. Still give me a hard time for saying, today I'm going to seek inspiration from the listeners. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Still giving me grief for that.

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