Okay, here's how it's going.

Good, Jesse, but I need to say something.

You know I don't like it when you speak up.

Yeah, well, I'm going to.

Jesse, it is almost Pride Month.

It is the day before the week before Pride Month.

And I will admit that over the past few years, I have been critical of certain excesses

of queer activism and corporate pink wildfires.

A little bit.

I did, in fact, purchase a Pride flag last year with the ISIS logo on it and I'm trying

it proudly outside of my house.

But I know you are not on Twitter, so you're missing a lot of this.

But there have been some recent trends in the culture that have made me reconsider my

anti-Pride stance.

And I'm mostly talking about these conservative freakouts over things like Bud Light's single

sponsored posts on Dylan LeBan's Instagram account.

And then this week, the freakout is over target selling Pride merch and bathing suits for

drag queens.

These are bathing suits that have like extra space for like large labia or balls.

And what are balls if not extra large labia?

Did you see this?

Have you seen any of this?

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