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The Socially Distant Sports Bar

Episode 166, Part 1: Help Me Out Mate, This Is My Lowest Ebb

The Socially Distant Sports Bar

Nata Media

Comedy, Improv, Game Of Thrones, Rugby, Alt Schwift X, Sports, A Clash Of Kings, Football, Arts, A Song Of Ice And Fire, Sport

4.93.1K Ratings

🗓️ 27 June 2023

⏱️ 90 minutes

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Summary

Welcome to this week's Socially Distant Sports Bar with Elis James, Mike Bubbins and Steff Garrero. This is Part 1 of this week’s episode. Part 2 is out every week on Fridays. If you want to listen to the full podcast every TUESDAY, including bonus content not available on the free version, then head to either https://anchor.fm/nata-media/subscribe or https://www.patreon.com/distantpod EXCLUSIVE NordVPN Deal ➼ https://nordvpn.com/sportsbar Try it risk-free now with a 30-day money-back guarantee! PUPPETS ON YOUTUBE “Puppet” Paul Melin has been busy creating puppet versions of our funniest moments on Distant Pod. Head over to our YouTube Channel, SUBSCRIBE AND CLICK ON THE BELL to see the latest episode whenever it gets published. https://www.youtube.com/thesociallydistantsportsbar LIVE AT CHEERFUL EARFUL We're doing a live show on Saturday November 4th at 2:30pm at the Cheerful Earful Festival at The Clapham Grand. Come and see us live if you’ve not managed to make a show so far. https://link.dice.fm/j30befa1054c THIS WEEK’S EPISODE PART 1 (PUBLISHED ON WEDNESDAY) Steff: Portugal advert for World Cup https://twitter.com/Copa90/status/1663865227274756098?s=20 Mike: Rory O’Connor https://twitter.com/seanmccarty1/status/1668565494192914434?s=46&t=WOTqzD_z9n9xMX6zmRy4xw Elis: Could Thierry Henry take on Kyle Walker? https://twitter.com/football__tweet/status/1667799936170172416?s=46&t=hLtw_gst2oC6z8EGxkpErQ PART 2 (PUBLISHED ON FRIDAY) Elis Documentary: Tour de France Unchained https://www.netflix.com/title/81153133 Steff Book: Cocaine + Surfing by Chas Smith https://www.amazon.co.uk/Cocaine-Surfing-History-Surfings-Greatest/dp/1945572817 PATREON/SPOTIFY EXTRA SECTION SECOND ROUND OF CLIPS (ONLY via https://anchor.fm/nata-media/subscribe & https://www.patreon.com/distantpod ) Mike: Rocket Ronnie and the ringpiece. https://www.instagram.com/reel/CsJo6pFoe-5/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA== Steff: Seinfeld on Golf Whispers https://twitter.com/bpoppenheimer/status/1666237970980978693?s=20 Elis: One in a million moments in sport https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ES-kWa21bhk Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Hey social distancing sports bar fans, welcome to the socially distant sports bar.

0:06.2

I want you guys to be thinking about helping your friends out and changing their lives.

0:12.7

We love having all of your onboard as part of the social distancing sports bar.

0:17.2

Through the distant pod listeners, you guys mean a lot to us.

0:21.3

We would love it if there were even more of you.

0:24.8

Some of your friends headed in our direction, that would make us super happy.

0:31.1

The best way of getting people involved in the podcast, I think, is to send them one of our

0:37.5

pint-sized distant pod episodes, because they're a bit shorter, a little bit less time investment for

0:43.6

them, but it gives them a pretty good idea of what it is that we do on distant pod.

0:49.0

So recent weeks, Ellis is Jamie Caragher. We all watched the kiss one that is up as a little snippet

0:57.6

from the social distancing sports bar. That is pint-sized distant pod 26.

1:02.0

If you search for that, it's called We All Watch The Kiss. Send that to some of your mates.

1:06.6

Pint-sized distant pod 28 is just called Simon. It is Simon Slyce.

1:13.1

Okay, it is a little bit that Ellis and Mike go off on about Kim Boas' lice.

1:19.8

That again is one of my favourite bits that I think will bring people into listening to the

1:27.2

podcast. If you've got a mate who you think will really enjoy the social distancing sports bar,

1:33.6

that is one of the best ways of selling it to them. If you could do that little bit of work for us,

1:38.6

we'd be very, very, very appreciative. And then pick whatever your favourite episode is,

1:43.2

or maybe your best of. Pick one of the best of. It's about five of them on there, and just send that

1:47.6

over to them. Hopefully, they will see what you see in the podcast, and maybe aren't put off by

1:54.3

the word sport in the title. That's an example. If you are not a subscriber, you are not a true believer

2:02.3

in the podcast. I'm not sure if it's the right phrase. If you can afford a quid a month,

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