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Boy, it was another episode of the Pat Down.

This is me, Miss Pat, with Chris and Dion, and my voice is dumb,

because I went to the mother fucking Instagram festival, and lost my goddamn black man.

I ain't never seen that many black people united, unless something happened in the community.

We came out to dance and eat, and show all ads, and I saw some asses and little asses,

some big asss, some people with no ass, and get around and say we are barra asses.

And stay tuned after the music.

You better get up, get out, and turn into this black head.

It's Pat's spit, the truth's spit, the real fat.

He's nothing but the other classy at the same time.

Pat got the flavor, these are not your same lies.

It's the politics, she been on the real bruh.

It could be pretty, but other at the same time.

Just don't input your life on the spin down.

Ain't no need for the weight, and turn it up now.

I cut the guy, you can't no play like me, didn't though.

You wait to tie, turn the U, nothing but the ugly, straight off the top.

Everything she say, you know it's funny.

Full plans, this is tight, so the future.

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