Welcome to CertainSkale Rewind with your hosts, Matt Fondleer and Ian Bag.

Hello and welcome back to Sword and Scale Rewind. This is episode 165, but you know that already.

And you already know that I'm one of the hosts of the show. My name is Matt Fondleer.

I'm joined once again by Mike, my comedian.

Not a comedian, you're my comedian. I'm close. Nice to have you here, my friend.

You'll notice the handcuffs are a little tighter today. You are not allowed to leave.

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Off to a rollicking start here. I love it. It's Christmas spirit.

That's right. Christmas spirit is almost upon us. Thank you for mentioning this.

Yeah, and you needed a comedian for your party. For your Christmas party?

No, I'm your comedian. That's right. I love it. I've been hired. I accept the money, Matt.

I accept the money. You thought you was here for a corporate gig, but you're here forever, man.

I love it. I love it. We're still talking about murder.

Yeah. Even though Jesus is born, murder never stopped.

It's a great point. People think during the holiday season that murder rates go down.

But you know what? Don't they go up? They fucking go up. Really?

A lot of people get depressed around the holidays. Suicides go up for sure.

Yeah, yeah. Well, I imagine most of the times, looting, you know.

Have you been, I've been in awe about the people just looting the stores and stealing stuff?

Oh, flash, flash looting. Flash looting is out. Is that what they're naming it?

Well, there was that thing called like flash mob.

Yeah, yeah. Just like when everyone would get together and start dancing at a nowhere.

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