Hey everybody. It's me, Kathleen Madigan. Welcome to Madigan's pub cast.

You grab yourself a drink, pull up a bar stool,

let's talk about what's been going on.

It's nice.

Happy New Year! Yeah!

Thanks for not yelling at me for taking a break.

There was very little hate mail.

Just a few little pushes.

Like, could you go back to work yet? Yeah, it's a little passive aggressive.

No, because you know who ruins it? Overachievers. There was that extra week we all could

have fucked off and then boom there's emails from

work people like what are you doing I'm not participating no no no no no we

don't want the type A is to ruin it there's more of us than there are of them. The problem is they're more

aggressive. Type K, which means nap time. For Kathleen. That's what that means. So I want to thank all of the non-type A's for not going along with that for that week, last week.

That should have just been off for everybody.

Anyway, happy new year, and I got a new wand from my friend Adam. It's a Harry Potter one but I tried to charge it and I fucked it up.

Well, it's not broken. I just have to read the directions which is something I'm not usually

I'm not a direction person I rip open a box and I plug shit in and I hope it works

and then it doesn't and then I have to go back to step one and then I'm like shit I

threw that out and then I have to go through the

trash it's a thing but once you accept who you are it's an easier life yeah so

here we are with my new wand, which I'm going to figure out because it's a

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